TMI Tuesday

1. Have you ever had sex in a hammock?
No.
2. Do you think alcohol enhances a sexual experience, or diminishes it?
Depends on how much alcohol you have had
3. Have you ever stolen anything from a place you were employed?
No
4. Have you ever jello/mud or otherwise "wrestled" while others watched?
No
5. Have you ever let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself?
Yes....besides showering with a friend is good for the environment, it conserves water.

Bonus (as in "optional"): Have you or one of your partners ever taken a "drug" of any type to enhance your sexual experience?
No, but there is a first time for everything.

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TMI Tuesday

1. What is your underwear "style" of choice?
Hmmmm, it is quickly becoming a thong.

2. How old were you when you had your first sexual experience?
15

3. What about a potential partner turns you on?
Eyes, smile and the way they kiss.

4. Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?
yes

5. Given or received finger scratch marks during sexual activity?
yes I have

Bonus: (as in "optional"): How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period?
5, but that was way back in the young days....again....I MISS THOSE DAYS!!!

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Red Alert, Red Alert

I did it. I made it to red jacket. Not that I am going to be there long, I will be in DIQ by the end of the month. I am so blessed with having the opportunity of Mary Kay brought into my life. I never could have imagined in a million years that this would be the path my life would take. Right now it is the path I want to be on. I am so excited about doing this business. I know I joke about it being a cult and in some ways it is very cultish, but I love it.

As things stand right now....To be at DIQ (Director in Qualification) by April 30th then I will be on target for my grand prix and I will gold medal this month (yes there are actual gold medals) with my recruiting. The goal is to meet more women. I need to get out there and talk, talk, talk. Not something I have been real great at doing lately. I have had a bad habit of sticking to myself at work and being a bit of a loner. (Those of you on here that are in hell with me, I want you to know that I love you and think you guys are the greatest, but working there is killing me.) So I am going to have to take a couple of steps out of my comfort zone and meet some people. I found a fun little scavenger hunt to meet women and I have a wonderful challenge for any new recruits so they can come in qualified and have inventory without spending their own money. I am sooo ready to rock and roll on this.

It is unbelievable at this time to know that this summer I will be driving a fully loaded platinum Grand Prix for free and having 80% of my car insurance paid for and bringing in nice commission checks. HELL YEAH!!! The other thing I have had a hard time seeing is me being out of teaching for good. I plan on burning down a few bridges so I can't ever cross them again. As hubs would say: "It is like being dropped in the ocean, you either sink or swim." I am going to SWIM!!!

Peace out my peeps.......

Monday Quiz

When you put license plates on your car, do you renew the same one or get different ones?
I have never had a car long enough to renew the plates. Do we do that here in Texas?

How often do you go out to eat? Go through drive-thru?
Sadly, I think the true answer is daily. This family needs to really work on that.

Do you autodeposit checks or put them in the bank yourself?
Autodeposit. Dont' want to worry about when I am going to get to the bank.

Would you rather have an hour of alone time, or "coffee" with a friend?
Coffee with a friend.

How easily do you get your feelings hurt?
Depends on the person trying to hurt me.

Do you ever get up early enough to see the sun rise?
I have many times in the past.

How often do you think you misinterpret something someone said or did, only to find out you got upset over nothing?
With hubs, a lot. I don't think I do it much with others.

Have your ever borrowed or loaned a large sum of money to a friend or relative?
Loaned money to friends and family. Family has been good at paying me back, friends sometimes take a little longer.

What is the true measure of a "friend?" Someone who is there with you through thick or thin and loves you even with all your faults and isn't afraid to tell you when you are screwing up.

On a scale from 1-10, how good are you with staying in touch with yours?
Again, depends on the friend, but I think I am at about a 5.

I would love to read your answers too :-)

Creative Pick Up Lines

I was reading in one of the forums I like to go to and one of the members posted these pick up lines. I had to share them. Some were just too funny, others...well you'll see. :-)

• Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
• (Motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
• I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
• The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
• I walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
• If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
• I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
• How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
• I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
• Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
• You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
• How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat!
  Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be!
• I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!
• Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
• Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
• That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
• I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker" around with.
• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
• Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
• If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
• Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
• Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons
• Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
• Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
• I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
  You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Now, I ask you, who would fall for any of these?? LOL

Cool Fact

On Wednesday, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

That won't ever happen again. Cool, huh?

TMI Tuesday

1) Have you ever been to an AA meeting or similar support group meeting?
Nope....can think of one or two I should have been too.
2) Have you ever used ice for sexual purposes?
Yes
3) If given the chance to live as the opposite sex for the day, would you?
HELL YEAH.....for a few reasons.
4) On a scale of 1-10, how well do you receive constructive criticism?
3
5) Have you ever been INSIDE a store that sold adult themed toys and videos?
Several times.
Bonus (as in "optional"):
Have you ever been propositioned for group sex?
Yes

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To my dear hubs

This to shall pass, my love. I am sorry. I will find someway to make it all right.

Driftin' Away

With all of my heart, I know I could love you
But, with all of my soul, I'm driftin away
With all of my mind, I know you could save me from myself
And anything else,
With all of my strength, I wanna reach out for you
With every breath, I call out your name
With every step, I just wanna turn around and say
Baby make it okay

But I'm so afraid
that you've forgiven me one too many times
And I'm so afraid
to give my heart again, just to have a change of mind
And I'm not quite sure that you can trust me
And I would hate to have you find me again
Baby, like the wind, driftin away

It blows and nobody knows where it's going to
(I'm driftin away)
It blows and nobody know what it's gonna do

With all of my heart, I know I disappointed you
And although I'm real sorry
I don't know how to save this time
But, if I would lose you
I know I would go completely out of my mind
I'm running out of time

And I'm so afraid that you've forgiven me one too many times
And I'm so afraid to give my heart again just to have a change of mind
And I'm not quite sure that you can trust me
And I would hate to have you find me again
Baby, like the wind, driftin away

It blow and nobody knows where it's going to
(Driftin away)
It blows and nobody knows what it's gonna do
(You see my heart at night)
At night you can hear it cry as the tear drops fall from heaven's eyes
(Fallin down)
And somehow you know it's true, these tears that fall are fallin for you
(Fallin for you)

It blows and nobody knows where's it going to
(Fallin down)
It blows and nobody knows what it's gonna do
At night you can hear it cry as the tear drops fall from heaven's eyes
And somehow you know it's true these tears that fall are for you

(Repeat)

Projects and Kids

Gotta love giving 7th graders a project. I know I had a bad attitude from the start, but I seriously do not know how they can mess this up. All they have to do is design a farm around a product I give them and pick a type of farm that we have discussed in class. They can bring in products that represent their products to.....food in the class room. I know what your are thinking, this teacher is on crack LOL. I just hope the next two days go well.

I have needed an attitude adjustment lately and I might as well do what Big Mama says and make it my choice to have a good day and not grumble anymore. So I am sitting back watching these kids and they crack me up. I forget that most of them have never seen a farm in their lives and they can't think of what goes on one. They don't realize they can be as creative as they want. I have put no restrictions on them. I honestly can't wait to see what they come up with for the next two days for presentations.

Peace out......Remember Make it a great day or not, the choice is yours *snickering*

TMI Tuesday

Ok I found this while reading at TKW and clicked a link and then another link and I had to participate!!!

TMI Tuesday :

1) Have you ever disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex?
Yes. When I was in college my RA came to me to tell me they could hear a LOT and wanted me to know the walls were very thin in our apartment building. My RA was as old as my mom and I was so embarassed. Now I wouldn't care. I kind of miss those loud days.
2) What is the most romantic thing you have ever done or said??
Buying hubs tickets to see Neil Diamond for our anniversary.
3) Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
Nope.
4) On a scale of 1-10, how much does music mean to you in your daily life?
10.....VERY VERY VERY important.
5) Have you ever fallen asleep or passed out during sex?
Ummmm, don't think so, but there is that one night I don't remember, hubs might be able to answer this one better for me LOL
Bonus (as in "optional"): Have you ever given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh? Anywhere?
Recieved one on the upper thigh once (never cared for them at all) and have only given one myself once, but not on the upper thigh.