To the Window, to the wall

OMG.....ok, so another song that has brainwashed me because of the beat........OMG these words are BAD!!!!!!!!!!!! But it is soooooooo fun to dance to.....hanging my head in shame that I love this song and these lyrics are sooooooooooo bad. Now I am pretty sure this is about a stripper too. And don't even get me started on the song "I am in love with a stripper"

Lil Jon and Eastside boys
[Chorus]
3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherf*cker (motherf*cker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherf*cker (motherf*cker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she f*ck that
Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo pantyline
club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now nigga drunk then a motherf*cker threaten me now

She getting crunk in the club I mine she work
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
ATL. Hoe don’t disrespect it
Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this bitch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see A*s and t*ties
Now bring yo a*s over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo a*s where you at

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherf*cker (mother****er!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit mother****er (motherf*cker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat a*s to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat a*s to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat a*s ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat a*s to the left and the right ya
Drop dat a*s ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat a*s to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherf*cker (motherf*cker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherf*cker (motherf*cker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend
Stupid bitch standing there while I’m drinking my hen
Steady looking at me Still asking questions
Times up n*gga pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain’t bout 50th
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
looking at a nigga with yo palm all out bitch I ain’t even seen you dance
Twerk something baby work something baby
Pop yo ***** on the pole do yo thang baby
Slide down dat bitch
wit yo little bit then stop
Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop
Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands
I just wanna see yo a*s drity dance yin yang we done again
And put it on the map like annnnn

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherf*cker (motherf*cker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit mother****er (mother****er!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Got dam (Got dam) ya ya’ll twreking alittle bit ladies
But ya got to twrek alittle bit harder then dat
now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya’ll to do this **** like this
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat a*s up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat a*s up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat a*s up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat a*s up and down and get low (get low)

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherf*cker (motherf*cker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherf*cker (mother****er!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Down

For those that see me every day, I know you notice and I am sorry. I am trying to pull out of this funk I am in. I think knowing that spies are being sent into my classroom to document on me and just working for fucking bi-polar screwed up principals that have no fucking clue what they want has just finally gotten to me. I am trying, I promise. I now I have the Dell DJ back up and running and listening to nothing but upbeat music. I will pull out of this, but if I just seem to be more down than up, just give me some time. I will find my fake smile and paste it back on and no one with be the wiser ;-)

Also know that I am making time to get in some charcoaling and that is helping. I wish I knew how to draw sadness. I think it is time to put the punching bag back to its original purpose too.

Good news is, even with my drunken (and it wasn't because I was drinking no matter what hubs says!!!) fall and spraining my ankle and hurting my shoulder, bruising my elbow and my hand, I still lost 0.4 pounds without working out. See beer and tequila don't hurt any diet LMAO.

By the way....The damn Laffy Taffy song finally got me UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The beat is too good to dance to :-( I tried to not get into it. I swear, I think I was brainwashed.

Peace out.......See you all in hell tomorrow :-)

Life with Animals

IF I DID NOT HAVE DOGS ............. (some of these even apply to the cats in my life)
Author unknown.
1. I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
2. My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.
3. All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of Dog hair.
4. When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a 100 dog kennel.
5. When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through dog bodies which beat me there.
6. I could sit on the couch the way I wanted, without taking into consideration how much space several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.
7. I would not have strange presents under my Christmas tree-like dog bones, stuffed animals or have to answer to people why I wrap them.
8. I would not be on a first name basis with three vets.
9. The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: "out", "sit", "down", "come", "no", "stay", and "leave him/her/it ALONE".
10. My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers.
11. My pockets would not contain things like poo bags, dog treats and an extra leash.
12. I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L or F-R-I-S-B-E- E or W-A-L-K or C-O-O-K-I-E-S. (or T-R-E-A-T-S)
13. I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.
14. I would not look strangely at people who think having their ONE dog ties them down too much.
15. I'd look forward to Spring and the melting of the snow instead of dreading "mud season".
16. I would not have to answer the question "Why do I have so many dogs?" from people who will never have the joy in their life of knowing they are loved unconditionally by something as close to an angel as they will ever get.
17. How empty my life would be....

Gotta love having my boys in my life!!!

Looking again

For those that read and know some of my crazier plights, one of them is the fact that I would LOVE to have a gay man in my life (I swear, NO stereotyping!!!!) I wanted one for Christmas, but Santa didn't leave him under the tree. So once again I travel out to Craigslist and try again to see what I might be able to dig up.

Here is the post:
31 year old female seeking gay male friend for conversation, movies, shopping and the occasional bar stop. Why? I love hetero men, but let's face it, eventually you are going to be looking for something a little more than a "friend", and I don't want that kind of confusion and mess in my life.
I am slightly high maintenance (although my husband and maybe even some good male friends will say more so), but I know how to have fun and can be a lot of fun to be around. I have found that I enjoy going out to bars occasionally (tried it some recently, didn't do it much in college because I had a daughter and she came first before partying). I am even gaining confidence to get on the dance floor and enjoy myself. I also want a movie partner. I love going, but hubby isn't big on it and my sister (my best friend in the world) has a busy life and can't always go with me. I don't know about you, but I don't like going to the movies alone and I like having someone to talk about the movie with later.
I consider myself to be fun loving, caring, a great listener (but want the same thing back). I am someone who is ready to have a good time and stop being JUST a mom, teacher and wife.

So I got a response today:
When you say you're high maintenance, what does that mean to a potential friendship? Thanks.

I guess that sounded really bad to say I was high maintenance, but I really am. I only feel it is right to let someone know that in advance. But then when he asked what that meant to a friendship I wasn't really sure how to respond. I explained what I meant by high maitenance with my materialistic side, but hubs says I also am emotionally.....Soo I will be asking a good friend just that, if I am high maitenance emotionally too and what does that mean exactly since hubs couldn't really explain. I think this friend can be brutally honest with me without hurting me, and I value his opinion. Everything is about self growth right??

I will keep you update on my messages, if I get any more responses.

Unknown Holiday

No wonder I don't want to be at work......or why I want to play around.......

January 27th is Fun at Work Day

I found that at this website.

Hormones

A funny for you all today....sent to me by one of my wonderful co-workers and although I am sure many of you have seen it....Men take special note.......

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff

And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect

And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.

Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here have some chocolate.

Death is hard

Last night I had a dear friend pass away. This friend has been here every day for me. This friend puts a smile on my face, helps me get through a rough workout, and is there when I need a little solitude from Hubs and PITA. Rest in peace my dear Dell DJ20.

I have become so dependent on that little MP3 player. I listen to it every day. In the car, while on the computer, while trying to shut out the yelling between Hubs and PITA. I have no idea how I am going to be able to make it to Monday at the latest for my replacement (at least that is what Dell tells me). Thank God for good service plans. That accident clause that I got with the premium plan was the best money I have spent so far.

The only sad part.......ALL OF MY SONGS ARE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had already started the process of moving CDs over to the player and had downloaded more music than you can imagine. I wasn't even close to having everything on there, but 478 songs are gone. I guess I will be doing a downloading frenzy every night until my replacement gets here.

My pimp name is: Sugartastic J. Rock

What's your Pimp Name?

Share your names!! I want to know them :-)

Recent adventures of Princess PITA

Well she is now officially 15 and I think trying to kill me. Last week we got into a talk about a message she had left on a boy's Xanga (blogs for teens) and it told the boy she wanted to be his bopper (for those of you not hip with the kid lingo...she wants to be his blow job chick). Given that she already was doing that with a boy that is only 3 houses down from mine, I freaked when I read her post to this boy.

~We interrupt this blog to let you in on some important information....all of PITA's sites and such, I have the passwords to and her Xanga is DIRECTLY linked to my e-mail, so I know when people post to her on there and I know when they update their sites. I just feel it is good parenting~

Well, I canceled any birthday party plans with friends due to this. I was going to take them to the movies, drop them off and let them have a good time and come back and get them at the end of the film. Well this boy is 16 and drives, PITA wanted to have him meet them there.....HELL NO!! Does this kid really think I am on crack?!? So that canceled ALL birthday stuff right there. We had a quiet night out as a family (just us no other big family things) and enjoyed the night.

On Saturday we had a talk with her counselor about everything.....well she thinks this is serious enough that we won't wait two weeks for an appointment, we are going back in on Saturday. I am just trying to decide now what kind of birth control to put her on. It isn't a matter of if, but when will I be putting her on it and we need to have a talk with the counselor about this. I know a lot of people would flame me for putting my 15 year old on BC, but I was pregnant at 15. I don't want her to go through the same thing and I am not going to be one of those parents that says "Not my kid".

Will keep you updated.

Men are happier people

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental-$100.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.