Thursday, February 16, 2006

Jose: My Best Friend on Saturday Night

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.



Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Thank God for good friends that send me this stuff LOL

3 comments:

Texas Grey said...

Very true hubs, you were the one that got me smashed for the first time on about three quarters of a bottle of TWO FINGERS (high quality stuff) Tequila.

I haven't turned away from my dear friend since!

Sassy Blondie said...

Jose is the reason I have two tattoos and can't wear short pants or skirts at work. He is the very devil wrapped in gold. Be careful...

Texas Grey said...

Sassy~

Jose is still a good friend of mine. He has never let me down. Jack on the other hand makes me lose time LOL